The Christmas Dinner — Cast of Characters
CHARACTER REFERENCE GUIDE
Political Uncle - Always complaining about "the government" and "back in my day"
Grandma (Peacekeeper) - Offers food to solve every problem
Rebel Teenager - One-word answers, always on phone, wants to leave
Conspiracy Cousin - "They don't want you to know..." about everything
Perfect Aunt - Instagram-perfect life, homemade everything, subtle judgment
Vegan Activist - Eight months vegan, makes it everyone's problem
Latecomer - Always 90 minutes late with dramatic entrance
Oversharing Relative - No boundaries, TMI about everything
Family Therapist - Analyzes everyone with podcast psychology
Judgmental Sibling - Your life choices are always wrong
Drunk One - Started drinking at noon, very emotional or very loud
Grandpa (Quiet One) - Says almost nothing, then drops one devastating comment
Successful One - Casually mentions promotions and five-star vacations
🎄 GUESS WHO SAID IT? 🎄
Match each quote to the correct Christmas dinner character!
🎅 WHICH CHARACTER DO YOU MATCH WITH? 🎅
Answer these questions to discover your Christmas dinner personality!
📋 CREATE YOUR PERFECT CHRISTMAS DINNER 📋
Answer these questions to design your ideal Christmas dinner experience!
📚 GLOSSARY 📚
Difficult words from this page, explained!
TMI
Too Much Information - When someone shares way more personal details than anyone wanted to hear
Gregarious
Very social and outgoing, loves being around people and talking a lot
Conspiracy Theory
A belief that secret groups are controlling events, usually without real evidence
Vegan
Someone who doesn't eat any animal products (no meat, dairy, eggs, etc.)
Evangelical
Very passionate about spreading a message or belief to others
Opinionated
Having strong opinions and not afraid to share them loudly
Punctuality
Being on time for appointments and events
Empathetic
Able to understand and share the feelings of other people
Stoic
Not showing emotion; staying calm and quiet no matter what happens
Curated
Carefully selected and arranged to look perfect, especially for social media
Subtle
Not obvious or direct; hidden beneath the surface
Authenticity
Being genuine and real, not fake or pretending